Tavern Adventurer Mugs

'Help please. I can't reach.'

Fishermen

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'You've had enough!'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Shanahan's

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Campground closed until further notice

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'It's all good except they took my implants.'

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'I'm still waiting for the test results - but I'm fairly certain that what fell on you was either a stalactite or a stalagmite.'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'