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Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"You look good for your age."

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Shanahan's

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?