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Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Marshmallows

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

A very in tents little girl.

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

Shanahan's

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'