Tavern Dweller Gifts

Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Camping-Pong

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

A very in tents little girl.

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

Shanahan's