Tavern Lover Gifts

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Pint

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The First Roast Chicken.

'Just too many choices.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Where Cream Ale comes from

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."