Tavern Tale-lover Gifts

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'You've had enough!'

"You look good for your age."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"You must be the new barmaid."

Shanahan's

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

T-Rex Basketball

'I went fly fishing yesterday. I caught a 5lb blue bottle.'