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Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'You've had enough!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"You look good for your age."

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"You must be the new barmaid."

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Shanahan's

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

Child In A Bar.

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

T-Rex Basketball

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'