Tavern Tales T-Shirts

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'You've had enough!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"You look good for your age."

"You must be the new barmaid."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Shanahan's

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

He was married. She could tell.

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'