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'Well, they put the lantern in the steeple, but Paul had nodded off, so I said, 'Hey Paul...'.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Reasonableman

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'You've had enough!'

"You look good for your age."

"You must be the new barmaid."

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

Shanahan's

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

You didn't hear it from me, but the other hares in the office think you're getting your work done too quickly.

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'Size matters on the Podium.'

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.