Tavern Lover Pillows

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Just too many choices.'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

The First Roast Chicken.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Are you seeing anyone?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."