Taverna Lover Pillows

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Scot holding a heart.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Stable boys and Scottsman

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"You look good for your age."

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Shanahan's

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!