Taverna Lover T-Shirts

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Scot holding a heart.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Stable boys and Scottsman

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"You look good for your age."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Shanahan's

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.