Tavern Aficionado T-Shirts

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Vlad the Inhaler

Back to school.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Astral Projection

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Senta jumps into the sea

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Gladiator.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"