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"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Back to school.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"The club scene is really changing."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Last Chance For Reality

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Vaccine passport required

"Thank you, Sir."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.