Nightclub Aficionado Mugs

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

The Walk of Shame

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Thank you, Sir."

Vaccine passport required

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.