Nightlife Aficionado Mugs

Origin of night life: 'I have a hot date with some Blue Green algae.'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Champagne

"Thank you, Sir."

"Let's address the sexy elephant in the room, and see if he wants to party."

"And the nominees for drunkest award recipient..."

'So? What's the problem?'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Soft-core adult entertainment

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

City centre pub.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"