Nightlife Connoisseur Mugs

Snob Vision

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Bryan Ferry

'Man...You age great!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Scarpia's Palace

Redhead

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Dance.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Clubbing

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)