Nightlife Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

Clubland: Belly Button Night

"I'm telling you, these drinks have been watered down"

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

'He don't look much but he could break your arm easy.'

"You say I picked you up in a bar last night..I must have been really BOMBED!!"

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"

"I attract two types of guys, too forward and too backward"

'Ibiza night club' Oh no! The Germans have got to the dance floor first!

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'So - what's your problem?'

Clubbing

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

I can't believe Randy works at a male strip club. I feel weird. I drank too much. You did not. You've had two drinks. Don't be a whiner. I think I love Rudy. Step away from the bottle, lush! I'm afraid.

Freedom Day: Please Rave Responsibly

Live: Middle Aged Men

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Vomiting Dummy

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'd like to buy you a drink, beautiful... but I forgot my wallet in my pants and my pants at home."

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"I've got uppers, downers, poppers, ploppers and if you want to get in, double jabbers."

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"... And so help me, if one more man even so much as looks in my direction ..."

"I'm going back inside to get some air."

Beach Bouncer

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Casual Fridays