Nightlife Enthusiast Prints

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

Clubland: Belly Button Night

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'So - what's your problem?'

'Ibiza night club' Oh no! The Germans have got to the dance floor first!

"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

"I'm telling you, these drinks have been watered down"

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

"I attract two types of guys, too forward and too backward"

"You say I picked you up in a bar last night..I must have been really BOMBED!!"

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

Clubbing

'He don't look much but he could break your arm easy.'

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

"Let me know when we're getting near twenty-one dollars."

A street of old man bars.

Casual Fridays

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

Beach Bouncer

Ed's Saloon

"I'm going back inside to get some air."

"... And so help me, if one more man even so much as looks in my direction ..."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"That's one Chardonnay, one Scotch on the rocks and if you want me to dance naked at your table it's twenty bucks."

"There's our cutie pie with the censored eyes again."

Vaccine passport required

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Freedom Day: Please Rave Responsibly