Club Scene Aficionado Mugs

Lap Line-Dancing Club

'Can I buy you a drink? (Terms and conditions apply)'

I could have danced all night!

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Champagne

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Frog and Princess in Bar

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"You're Bard!"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Time-of-the-month club.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

Bad Hare Day

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)