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'Can I buy you a drink? (Terms and conditions apply)'

I could have danced all night!

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Champagne

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"You're Bard!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Bad Hare Day

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Nerd night at the club.