Nightclub Lover T-Shirts

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Clubbing

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Couch Potatoes

Champagne

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Vaccine passport required

"Thank you, Sir."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Burlyesque