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"Stop looking at the weather map, and just admit that we're lost!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Cat and mouse

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

On the brink.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Chinese stock market

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Isn't this fun?"

Milkin' Impossible

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Beware of the Dragon

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."