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Demanding father

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Space exploration"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Milkin' Impossible

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

I love thunderstorms!

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

Hold on, that's my mom - I forgot my lunch.

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Capsule airbag

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'This is the life, eh?'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Spies surround a man at his office desk

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

Scary Scarecrow

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'