Turbo Lover Pillows

Demanding father

"Space exploration"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Milkin' Impossible

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

I love thunderstorms!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Capsule airbag

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

Scary Scarecrow

Spies surround a man at his office desk

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Astronaut