Trombone Lover Pillows

'Look! I know you Mean well, but...' Hospital visitor.

Nanki Poo

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Lamb Noise.

Dance.

Zumba

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Ringo Starr

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Graduation keynote speakers.

The Queen

Musical Fight

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Arturo Sandoval

Football drummer

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Liam Gallagher

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

My Musical Influences

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

I'm in a Beatles-inspired band with a few buddies. One guy is a software engineer who wrote a song about a lengthy, convoluted program. It's called the "The Long and Winding Code." The magazine editor wrote a song about checking articles for accuracy. It's titled "Facts Man." And there's a song by the factory foreman about sullen workers tightening nuts all day. It's call "Twist and Pout." You should do a song warning about the wordplay. We have one! The title is "Here Comes the Pun"!

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Krazee dancer yeah!

Nanki Poo

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"No seriously, I am Glenn Miller."

Drummers

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"