Twister Lover Pillows

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Milkin' Impossible

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Curtsey

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

I love thunderstorms!

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Spies surround a man at his office desk

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Hansel and Gretal.

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

The modern version.

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

Ice Skater