Twister Lover Prints

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Milkin' Impossible

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Curtsey

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

I love thunderstorms!

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Spies surround a man at his office desk

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

Hansel and Gretal.

'It's our last resort.'