Mustang Lover T-Shirts

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Baby in Trunk.

'Not till you're sixteen.'