Harley Lover T-Shirts

'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'

Way-too-easy rider.

'Not only am I wearing a helmet, my Harley's equipped with an air bag!'

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Caption contest"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Altar Ego

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

A Tongue Stud.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'