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"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Distance to horizon varies.

A souped up car...

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."