Corvette Lover T-Shirts

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A souped up car...

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"