Corvette Lover T-Shirts

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

A trevor of trainspotters

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

A souped up car...

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"