Chariot Lover T-Shirts

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Economy - USA.

A trevor of trainspotters

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Aggression/Security

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Graph to find your IQ

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'