Chariot Lover Gifts

Ben Hur Gets A Tow

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Economy - USA.

A trevor of trainspotters

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Route 666

Gone Bookkeepin'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Aggression/Security

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'