Locomotive Lover Gifts

A trevor of trainspotters

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Two train drivers bashing each other with pieces of rail track

'Anorak anoraks'.

Run from the hills!

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Bumper Limos

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Our limo's here.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

A Train Conductor.

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Ben Hur Gets A Tow

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

Transporting Live Cargo

"Your more successful brother is already here."

Clown getting out of car.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.