Locomotive Lover Gifts

A trevor of trainspotters

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Two train drivers bashing each other with pieces of rail track

'Anorak anoraks'.

Run from the hills!

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Bumper Limos

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'Our limo's here.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

"How deep are those pockets?"

A Train Conductor.

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Clown getting out of car.

Transporting Live Cargo

"Your more successful brother is already here."

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'