Locomotive Admirer Gifts

Torn paper train

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Beacon Theatre

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

Richard Branson caricature.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Trainspotters.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

SS Superhero

Christopher Colombus' Dog

"For my money...any care looks good."

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'