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Torn paper train

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A trevor of trainspotters

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

Trainspotters.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

SS Superhero

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'