Limousine Admirer T-Shirts

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Bumper Limos

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"For my money...any care looks good."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"Your more successful brother is already here."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'