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"Your more successful brother is already here."

Bumper Limos

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A trevor of trainspotters

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Kensington Fluffies

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Smart card.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'