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"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"Pull up past the armadillo."

A chauffeur driven garbage truck.

Limousine Driver Convention

Popcorn Convention

I Like Pie

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'