Bus Driver T-Shirts

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Deep Vein Thrombosis from the bus home

"Can you try that stop again? Some of the pensioners on board are still standing."

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

'Typical!'

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Driver under instruction

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

Speeding school bus.

Bus driver speaking to police van driver

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"I'm tired of running Martha."

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Hell.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Super Safe School Bus.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

'I get to drive the bus all week. . . I won a bet with the Principal. . .'

'The rival bus tour company has made threats which we're taking seriously so please keep your helmets on.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Bus Stop

Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Average Joe meets working stiff.

Homing pigeons boarding a bus.