Bus Driver Pillows

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Deep Vein Thrombosis from the bus home

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

"Can you try that stop again? Some of the pensioners on board are still standing."

'Typical!'

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

Driver under instruction

Speeding school bus.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Bus driver speaking to police van driver

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

"I'm tired of running Martha."

'I get to drive the bus all week. . . I won a bet with the Principal. . .'

Super Safe School Bus.

Hell.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.

"That means you, pal!"

An upset looking bus driver is waiting for passengers to board at a bus stop; the sign above him reads "I'm a little out of sorts today".

Clancy: Bus Drivers

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"Is this the bus you usually take?"