Bus Drivers Pillows

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Goose Bus Driving South

Applied Science.

Mass Transit

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Better times ahead.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It