Bus Rider Pillows

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Fur Baby

The last Passenger Pigeon

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Doubledecker bus stop

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Honk if you're holy.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Bus for Giraffes.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus

Bus Stop

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.