Bus Rider Gifts

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Is Driving Doomed?

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Fur Baby

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Vacation Bus Photo

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Doubledecker bus stop

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Someday

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Bus for Giraffes.

Honk if you're holy.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Bus Stop

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

A Cumulonim-bus

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.