Bus Traveler Gifts

Vacation Bus Photo

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

A white collar cow.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Busking during a pandemic

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Doubledecker bus stop

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."