School Bus Traveler Gifts

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

The lesser of two evils.

Vacation Bus Photo

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Back to school: The Horror,

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

A Cumulonim-bus

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Hall of small mammals'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

School bus. Stop. Learn.

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

Super Safe School Bus.

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

desert bus stop...

"This black karate belt is phony, but it keeps my kids orderly."