School Buses Gifts

'I get to drive the bus all week. . . I won a bet with the Principal. . .'

A kid driving the school bus.

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Is Driving Doomed?

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

The lesser of two evils.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Doubledecker bus stop

Back to school: The Horror,

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Just doing the school run.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

We're barely gonna make it!

A Cumulonim-bus

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

The Bus Stop.

Octo-Bus.

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Bus. Routes. Time used to be on my side, now it's at my back and pushing.

School bus. Stop. Learn.