School Transportation Gifts

My mom worries about us walking alone to the bus stop. Ridiculous. School bus. She says it's too dangerous. Crash! What was that? A mom keeping her kids safe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Is Driving Doomed?

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Jungle Taxi

"XIVth Street"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

HS2

Back to school: The Horror,

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Doubledecker bus stop

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

The Train to Nowhere

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'