School Transport Enthusiast Gifts

My mother wants to speack to you about being more attentive to the behavior of students on the bus.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

The Litany Of Fun

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

S**t Creek Halt

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

They Always Say That

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Bus for Giraffes.

High School

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."